Me and the Nuff.

I survived my first week as a Nuffield. Thank god it's the weekend now and I can take my Nuff badge off and turn back into the Yeeooohhh!

In my first week, I have learnt how they perform a face lift or to be more technical, a rhytidectomy. (I'll find out about new boobs next week!)


If you've ever considered a face lift, then consider what actually happens to achieve your new look. They cut the skin along your hairline, and literally lift the skin up off your face. If you were to be watching the surgery (and I have the opportunity to do this if I desire) (No Thanks!), you would be able to see the muscles and tendon's that are under your skin. They then pull the skin up, re-position it back onto your face so it's lifted, cut off the excess skin and sew it back on or attach it with metal staples.

Jocelyn's a fan.

Ok, so enough grossing out. The other bits of worthless information that you should know about me and the Nuff.

1. I work in The Crescent and I live in Crescent Court so I'll never forget my addresses.


2. My new work extension number is 7573 and my old work extension number was 7574. I'll never forget my phone number. (Except, I will because UK number's has about 11 digits, a few too many for my brain to remember)

3. After one week, and a bit of shuffling, I finally got my very own desk.

4. I spend countless hours surfing the internet, and, well, that's my job. Easy.